Dairy of a Wimpy Kid




I can’t believe they made Rowley eat it that’s crazy I’m lucky I came up with a real good lie about dairy products. Or I’d be gagging with him. And if Rowley ever runs for the president I’ll tell them that he ate the cheese . Greg Heffley kid in middle school is trying to get an advantage of his life. He has been forced into plays, moldy cheese eating. And comic book contest and dealing with Manny his little brother. Greg is trying to stay out of trouble and have a good time too. Fwwoooshhh something weird just happened it’s a hit and run by these high school kids with a fire extinguisher I thank Rowley because he blocked 90% of the water from getting us wet. Then I said something I’d regret later “Were calling the cops!” I knew they would get us back later this year. I thought they would go chase us in there truck but I was wrong. I can’t what until I win the comic contest so I could be a school celebrity. I know the others don’t have a chance like Xtreme Sk8ters, Zoo-Wee- Mama, and Funny Dawg. This morning I heard that I was the winner of the contest. But Mr. Ira changed everything. The next day the comic was replaced with Rowley’s comic Zoo Wee mama. So if someone wants a yearbook for free you can have it. That’s peak of Wimpy Kid diary.